Mark IV
Jag har från initierade källor fått uppgift om MARK IV. Snacka om framförhållning!. Vi kan nog förvänta oss en del av det inbyggt redan i Mark II för en sisådär 25-30 papp. Vad sägs om följande:
Canon is being very secretive about this one. Apparently it uses the new Cybernetic Digic 9 processor with artificial intelligence. This allows the camera to take pictures on its own!
The advance AI has a motivational programming unit for those who do wish to take photographs on their own but are too lazy about it or are worrying about other meaningless things. The camera will extend its robotic legs and yell at you in a very demeaning and mentally crushing way to encourge you to get off your @$$ and take some pictures. I'll be using this feature on those raining days as I'm posting on here
And it doesn't stop there! Canon is using a new and experimental microwave dish on the camera to beam into your brain to see what kind of subjects you like to photograph. Once its obtain all the necessary information its extends it robotic two legs and walks out the door to take pictures that you could only dream of!
The only flaw to the camera design is it uses a pull cord like a wind up toy. So it only works for about 20 seconds until you have to pull the cord again. Don't worry though, Canon is going to be selling extension cord accessories claiming up to 2 minutes of operating time for only an additional $500!
And for those interested in taking x-ray photos of people's skeletons it has the new x-ray 4000 filter for a whole new level of photography for the average photographer! Canon says not to use this filter on live subjects for more than a 20 second exposer.
The NEW Elite AF system uses 10 laser pointers strapped to the camera allowing flawless and instant focusing all the time. It is said you will need to turn off the Laser guided AF system when taking pictures of people's eyes
Cheers!